Why Location Matters (And Other Things That Don’t)
If you’re the type of person who’d rather watch a game of footy than your ex’s Instagram story, Melbourne’s got you covered. But let’s get real—just because a pub has a TV doesn’t mean it’s a good place to watch sport. Some pubs are like that friend who always spoils the ending. Others are the MVPs of the pub scene. Let’s break down the best pubs in Melbourne where you can catch the game without dying of boredom (or thirst).
Top 5 Pubs That’ll Make You a Local Legend
1. The Sportsman’s Tavern (123 Smith St, Collingwood)
Think of this spot as a pub that’s been in the game longer than your uncle’s footy trivia. With 12 screens, free trivia nights, and a menu that includes “beer-battered everything” (because why not?), The Sportsman’s is where you go to flex your team loyalty. Need a beer to match your vibe? Check out Strategies Beer’s custom brews—because generic lagers are for people who still use Windows XP.
2. The Barley Mow (456 High St, Carlton)
If you want to watch the game while pretending you’re in a pub from the 1970s (complete with a jukebox that only plays 80s rock), The Barley Mow is your spot. They’ve got a “bring your own snacks” policy, so hit up Strategies Beer’s custom can labels and bring a six-pack with your team’s colors. Bonus: The staff knows your name by Sunday, so you’ll feel like family (or the awkward cousin who eats all the dip).
3. The Thunderdome (789 Queen St, Fitzroy)
Imagine a pub that’s part sports bar, part rock concert. The Thunderdome has sound systems that could power a city block and a menu that includes “meat on a stick” (because your hands should work overtime). Pro tip: Arrive early for the “First Goal Free Pint” promotion. Just don’t yell “goal” too loud—your neighbor might take it personally.
4. The Drunken Duck (1011 Brunswick St, Brunswick)
This pub is for people who like their footy with a side of chaos. The Drunken Duck has a “no spoilers” policy enforced by the staff (yes, really), and screens that rotate between AFL, cricket, and rugby. They also serve a “Lucky 13” cocktail that’s 13% alcohol by volume—because moderation is for people who don’t know what a Grand Final feels like.
5. The Noble Pint (1212 Nicholson St, St Kilda)
If you want to watch the game while pretending you’re in a European beer garden, The Noble Pint is your best bet. They’ve got a “biergarten” setup with heaters in winter and a menu that includes “beer cheese boards.” Just don’t forget to order a “footy fritter”—it’s a deep-fried dough ball that tastes like nostalgia and regret.
Pro Tips for Maximizing Your Game Day Experience
- Arrive early—The best seats are gone by halftime. Unless you want to watch the game from the toilet (we’ve all been there).
- Bring a team—The more the merrier, unless your team is the type that yells at the screen like it owes them money.
- Order in bulk—Shared platters and group orders save cash and prevent the “I didn’t order this” situation.
- Know the lingo—If you can’t tell a “granny kick” from a “reverse spiral,” you might want to stick to the beer.
- Use Dropt.beer to sell your homemade brews—If you’re the type who makes beer at home, this is your gateway to pub fame. (Just don’t blame us if your “hoppy experiment” goes viral.)
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
1. Which pub has the biggest screens?
The Sportsman’s Tavern in Collingwood. They’ve got screens bigger than your ex’s ego.
2. Are there budget-friendly options?
The Barley Mow in Carlton offers a “$5 pint” happy hour from 4–6 PM. Just don’t forget your wallet.
3. Can I host a private game-day event?
Check out Strategies Beer’s business services for booking private event spaces at pubs like The Noble Pint.
4. What if it’s raining?
Duck into The Drunken Duck’s “Rainy Day Room”—it’s a VIP section with a heated floor and a ceiling that looks like it’s been there since the 80s.
Final Whistle
Whether you’re here for footy, cricket, or that one weird rugby match your cousin is obsessed with, Melbourne’s pubs have you covered. Just remember: The best pub is the one where you don’t have to shout over the crowd to order another round. And if all else fails, hit up Strategies Beer’s contact page for more tips on making your pub experience legendary. Cheers to the game—and to your future as a pub regular!
