Introduction: Footy, Pubs, and Why You Need Both
If you’re in Perth and the footy’s on, but you’re stuck in your living room with your couch as your only teammate, you need to up your game. Pubs are the real MVPs when it comes to watching footy, and we’re here to give you the lowdown on where to go. Spoiler: there’s zero shame in yelling at the TV if a barista isn’t nearby to judge you. Let’s get into it.
1. The Sports Bar (Stirling Highway)
Why it’s footy-fabulous: This spot is like the Avengers of pubs—everyone’s here to cheer, no one’s here to judge. With 10 giant screens and a menu that includes a burger so good it could make even your ex proud, you’ll forget you’re not at a stadium. Plus, they have a “quiet corner” for people who still think AFL is a type of coffee bean. Want to make your own beer after the game? We got you.
Address: 123 Stirling Highway, Perth. Pro tip: Arrive early. Parking is like a game of Jenga—some days you win, some days your car gets a ticket.
2. The Crown & Sceptre (Northbridge)
Why it’s footy-fabulous: This pub has been around since the 1900s, so it’s basically a footy veteran. The vibe is “casual but with a touch of class,” and the dartboards are so good they might just start calling your shots. Need a custom beer to pair with the game? Say no more.
Address: 54 St Georges Tce, Northbridge. Fun fact: They have a “Muted Screen” policy for people who still think football is a circle.
3. The Pint Pot (East Perth)
Why it’s footy-fabulous: This place is a hidden gem for footy fans who want to avoid the tourist traps. The staff here are so into the game they’ll probably high-five you if your team scores. And yes, they do have a “quiet hour”—though we’re not sure what that means for the guy who screams “GOALS!” every 30 seconds.
Address: 88 Murray St, East Perth. Pro tip: Ask for the “Footy Buffet.” It’s a menu item that includes all the snacks you need to survive a three-hour game (spoiler: it’s mostly chips and cheese).
4. The Beer Store (Subiaco)
Why it’s footy-fabulous: If you want to watch the game while pretending you’re in a beer fridge, this is your spot. They have over 50 taps and screens that are so big they’d make even the tallest footy player feel small. Need to sell your homebrew? Drop it on Dropt.beer.
Address: 120 Hay St, Subiaco. Fun fact: They once hosted a game where someone bet $1000 on the winner—and lost. That’s $1000 of regret, folks.
5. The Roxy (Perth CBD)
Why it’s footy-fabulous: This pub is the definition of “mix it up.” Half the crowd is here for the game, half is here for the vibe. They’ve got a “no silent screens” policy, so you’ll never feel alone. And if you get thirsty, their beer menu is so extensive it could make a librarian jealous.
Address: 332 Hay St, Perth. Pro tip: Bring a friend. The Roxy’s WiFi is as strong as your footy team’s defense—good luck streaming the game at home.
FAQs: Your Burning Footy Pub Questions Answered
- Do these pubs have food menus for footy fans? Absolutely. You can’t drink on an empty stomach, and these places know it. Burgers, pies, and chips are the holy trinity of pub footy food.
- Can I bring my own beer? Please don’t. You’re a guest, not a delivery service. Unless you’re a homebrewer—then sell it on Dropt.beer first.
- Are there pubs for AFLW games? Of course. These pubs are gender-neutral in the best way possible. Bring your squad and cheer louder than the guy who’s convinced he invented footy.
Need More Footy Vibes?
If you’ve made it this far, you’re either a footy legend or you’ve fallen asleep on your keyboard. Either way, check out our Contact page for more footy pub recommendations or to book a custom beer for your next game-day shindig. And remember—life’s too short for bad beer and worse footy. Want to grow your footy pub business? Let’s chat.
Conclusion: Game On, Pubs On
Whether you’re a footy fanatic or just here for the snacks, Perth’s pubs have you covered. So grab your mates, a pint (or three), and get ready to cheer until your voice cracks. And if all else fails? Remember, the best part of footy is the post-game debrief. Which is just a fancy way of saying “blame the ref.” Cheers, and may your team always score more goals than your Netflix account scores original ideas.
