Top Pubs in Perth: Where to Sip Like a Local 🍻

Hey There, Fellow Beer Enthusiasts! 🍻

Let’s face it—pubs aren’t just places to avoid your ex. They’re sanctuaries of camaraderie, questionable karaoke choices, and the kind of beer that makes you question why you ever bought that $15 IPA from the corner store. If you’re in Perth and need to know where to sip like a local, you’ve come to the right place. This guide is your GPS for pubs that’ll make you feel like a regular in no time—even if you’re just passing through. Spoiler: None of these spots will judge your wine o’clock. (But they might laugh.)

First, a quick disclaimer: This isn’t just a list of bars with a fridge full of lagers. These are pubs with personality, pints with flair, and staff who’ll remember your name by the third visit. Whether you’re a craft beer connoisseur, a whiskey newbie, or just here for the snacks (looking at you, fish and chips), we’ve got you covered. And yes, we’ve included strategies.beer’s expert-approved tips on how to pick the perfect pub for your vibe. Stay tuned for pro-level advice on avoiding tourist traps. (Pro tip: If the bartender asks, “You from out of town?” you’re in the wrong place.)

The Pubs That’ll Make You Forget to Check Your Phone 🍺

1. The Swan Bierhaus – Where Beers Are Stronger Than Your Willpower

Located in the Swan Valley, this German-style pub is like a Oktoberfest that never ends. The vibe? Cozy, with enough pretzels to make you question your life choices. The must-try: Swan Black Lager, a smooth, slightly sweet beer that’ll leave you wondering why you ever settled for mainstream brands. Bonus: The pretzels are so big, they could double as a yoga mat. Pro tip: If you order the pretzel with beer cheese, you’re doing it right. (And if you don’t, your friend will.)

Why it’s a winner: The Swan Bierhaus knows how to mix tradition with a bit of Australian twist. Plus, their homebrew kits are available for those who want to recreate their magic at home. (Spoiler: You won’t. They’ve got this down to a science.)

2. The Crown & Anchor – Because Anchors Are Heavy, But Your Pints Shouldn’t Be

Perth’s own pub with a view (and a killer selection of local brews). The Crown & Anchor is where the locals go to sip, chat, and occasionally argue about whether the Fremantle Dockers have a chance this season. The Fremantle Ale is a must-try—crisp, citrusy, and perfect for washing down their infamous “accidentally” spicy sausages. (Spoiler: The spice is real. The “accident” is not.)

Why it’s a winner: This pub is a hub for Perth’s craft beer scene. If you’re into the whole “support local” vibe, this is your spot. And if you’re there on a Friday, the trivia night is less “Jeopardy!” and more “Who here can’t spell ‘IPA’?” (Spoiler: Everyone.)

3. The Royal Hotel – Where the Pints Are Poured Like They Mean It

Located in the heart of Northbridge, The Royal Hotel is the kind of place where your date will either fall in love with you or want to end things. The WA Blonde Ale is light, refreshing, and the perfect excuse to ask the bartender for a recommendation. (Pro tip: If they suggest the “house special,” you’ve hit the jackpot.)

Why it’s a winner: The Royal Hotel’s got a mix of old-school charm and modern vibes. Think of it as the pub version of a vintage record player—retro but still cool. And if you’re feeling adventurous, their custom beer options are worth the detour. (Spoiler: You can’t go wrong with a “spicy mango ale.”)

How to Pick Your Pub Pitstop – The Ultimate Guide

So, you’ve got the list. Now, how do you choose? Here’s your expert-approved strategy for picking the perfect pub:

1. Know Your Crowd: Going with a group? Avoid places with tiny tables and even tinier toilets. Unless you’re into that. (We’re not.)
2. Check the Beer List: If it’s just a list of Coopers and Carlton, turn back. A good pub has at least two brews you can’t pronounce. (That’s a good thing.)
3. Snack Situation: Beer without food is a one-way ticket to hangover city. Look for pubs with snacks that don’t just come with a side of regret.

Still confused? Ask yourself: Are you here for the beer, the vibe, or the chance to flirt with someone in a way that’s technically illegal in five states? The answer will guide you.

Frequently Asked Questions – Because You Probably Have Them

• Q: What’s the best pub for a first date in Perth?

  A: The Crown & Anchor. It’s low-key, has great beer, and if things go south, you can always blame the Fremantle Ale.

• Q: Which pub has the weirdest beer on tap?

  A: The Swan Bierhaus. Their “Black Lager” is so strong, it’s rumored to grow hair on your chest. (Not a guarantee, but it’s worth a try.)

• Q: Can I sell my own beer at these pubs?

  A: Absolutely! If you’ve got a homebrew setup, some pubs will let you tap into their lineup. Just don’t try to pass off your “special recipe” as a surprise. (Spoiler: It won’t go over well.)

Final Cheers – Where to Go Next

So there you have it, folks. Your guide to the best pubs in Perth, minus the tourist traps and plus the local flavor. Whether you’re a beer aficionado or just here for the free chips, these pubs have got you covered. And if you’re feeling entrepreneurial, why not create your own brew? Check out our guide to making your own beer—because nothing says “I’ve got my life together” like fermenting hops in your garage.

Still need help? Hit us up at strategies.beer/contact—we’re here to answer your questions (or just laugh at your puns about lagers). And if you’re looking to take your beer game to the next level, check out Dropt.beer to sell your brews online. Cheers to Perth’s pubs, where the beer flows, the stories flow faster, and the only thing stronger than the lager is the sense of community. 🍻