Why You Should Care About Adelaide’s Pubs (Even If You’re Just There for the Free Tapas)
Alright, here’s the deal: If you’re reading this, you probably want to know where to find the best pubs in North East Adelaide. Maybe you’re a local trying to avoid your ex’s favorite bar, or a tourist who’s heard Adelaide has a “beer scene” and thinks it means there’s a guy in a lederhosen playing accordion in every second pub. Either way, we’ve got you. Think of this as your unofficial tour guide written by someone who once got kicked out of a pub for trying to order a “sour beer with a splash of regret.”
The Crown & Thistle: Where the Craft Beers Are Stronger Than Your Wi-Fi
Location: 123 Rymill Park Drive, Adelaide
Why it’s here: Because it’s got a rotating tap list that makes a Netflix queue look stagnant. They’ve got a “Dank IPA” that’ll make you question all your life choices and a “Black Coffee Porter” so intense it’ll wake up the dead (or your Tinder date).
- Pro Tip: Ask the bartender for the “secret” sour beer. They’ll say it’s just lemons and hops, but you’ll walk out thinking you’ve discovered the elixir of life.
- Food: They serve “beer battered” everything. Yes, even the dessert. It’s like the pub’s entire menu is screaming, “We’re desperate to get you drunk.”
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The Hop & Barrel: Where the Beer Is Better Than Your Explanations
Location: 456 King William Road, Adelaide
Why it’s here: Because they let you pair your beer with a cheese board that’s basically a gateway drug to a better life. Their “Hefeweizen” goes so well with gouda that it’s like a marriage made in snack heaven.
- Pro Tip: Order the “Hoppy Hour” special. It’s 2-for-1 pints during peak hours. Also, the bartender will probably know your name by the second round.
- Food: They’ve got a “Beer Bratwurst” that’s so good, it’ll make you forget you ever liked sausages before. Or maybe you’ll just remember why you don’t like them.
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Pub Crawl Checklist: What to Bring (Besides Your Broken Heart)
- Comfortable Shoes: You’ll be walking more than you think. Also, this isn’t a dress code. If you’re wearing jeans and a T-shirt that says “I survived the 2023 Adelaide pub crawl,” you’re in the right place.
- A Friend Who Doesn’t Judge: Or a stranger who’s also in the same boat. Bonus points if they can tell the difference between a Pilsner and a Pale Ale.
- A Plan (Or Lack Thereof): Just wander around and let the pubs find you. If you’re stuck, follow the crowd of people who look like they know where they’re going.
- Cash: Not for the beer. For the trivia night where you’ll definitely win because you’ve read this entire article.
FAQs: Because You’re Probably Too Drunk to Google This
Q: What’s the best time of year to visit these pubs?
A: When the weather is so hot that you’d pay for air conditioning. September or October is prime time because it’s like the universe is saying, “Here’s a reason to drink outside.”
Q: Can I take my dog?
A: Only if your dog is trained to fetch beer mugs. The Crown & Thistle has a “pet-friendly” policy as long as your dog doesn’t start a bar fight with the jukebox.
Q: What if I’m not a beer person?
A: Tough luck. You’re here now. The good news? Most pubs also serve wine. The bad news? It’s probably the same quality as the beer.
Q: Should I tip?
A: Only if you want to feel guilty about not tipping. The bartenders here know you’re there for the beer, not the ambiance.
The Final Round: Where to Go When You’ve Gone Too Far
After hitting up these pubs, you’ll probably feel like you’ve discovered the secret to happiness. Or you’ll be so drunk you’ll think you’ve discovered the secret to being an astronaut. Either way, Strategies Beer can help you turn that drunken joy into a business. Want to sell your own beer? Dropt.beer can help you find places to actually sell it. And if you’re just here for the nostalgia, we’ll help you grow your beer business—even if it’s just to impress your friends on Facebook.
Now go out there, drink responsibly (or not), and remember: every bad decision tastes better with a pint in hand. Cheers!
