Introduction: Why Hampstead’s Pubs Will Fix Your Week

If you’re sick of the same old chain pubs and need something with character, Hampstead’s got your back. This village (yes, technically a “village”) in North London packs more pub charm per square meter than a suitcase of holiday souvenirs. From Victorian ale rooms to modern craft beer dens, these spots are perfect for avoiding your ex, celebrating a promotion, or just pretending you’re a local. Pro tip: If you’re over 30, the “village” part might trigger some midlife crisis. Ignore it. Just order the cheapest pint and feel 22 again.

The Pubs That Make Us Feel Alive (Or Drunk Enough to Pretend)

1. The Horseshoe: Where Even the Tap Water Tastes Like Victory

Location: 147 Hampstead High St, NW3 1JP.
Why go? This place looks like it belongs in a Jane Austen novel, which is perfect if you’re trying to avoid Tinder matches who say “literally” too much. The real hero is their Sunday roast—order it with a pint of Harveys Sussex Best (yes, it’s imported, deal with it).

• Signature move: Ask the barman if they have “the old stuff” (they do).
• Pro tip: Arrive before 6pm to avoid the 30-something “after work” crowd.

2. The Flask: Craft Beer for People Who Take Themselves Too Seriously

Location: 187 High St, Hampstead, NW3 1LQ.
Why go? If your idea of a fun night involves debating the “imperial IPA vs. West Coast IPA” debate while sipping a $7.50 pint, this is your Mecca. The sour beer selection here is so good, your date might propose.

• Signature move: Order the “Hoppy Birthday” sour and say it’s your first time.
• Pro tip: Bring a coaster back for your flatmate who always talks about the “beer scene.”

3. The Crown: Urban Gardeners and Their Microbrews

Location: 156 High St, NW3 1JP.
Why go? This place is like if a beer festival moved into your favorite aunt’s cottage. The garden is wild (read: overgrown), the dog-fighting is casual, and the real ale menu is written in cursive. Bonus: The bangers and mash might be the best in the borough.

• Signature move: Pretend you understand the “fermentation notes” on the menu.
• Pro tip: Bring a friend who’s allergic to small talk.

4. The Angel: The Pub That Survived the 2000s Without a Single Filter

Location: 137 High St, NW3 1JP.
Why go? This spot is a time capsule: think mismatched furniture, a jukebox with 2003 hits, and a barman who knows your order before you do. The “Angel Ale” is so strong, it might make you cry—or just pass out.

• Signature move: Order the “Wine Tasting for £10” (it’s 10 shots of plonk).
• Pro tip: Avoid the quiz night unless you want to be humiliated by a 12-year-old.

5. The Bull: Where the Beers Are as Bold as the Residents

Location: 113 High St, NW3 1JS.
Why go? This is Hampstead’s best-kept secret. The real ale menu is longer than your ex’s list of reasons not to talk to you. The barman will judge your life choices but in a friendly way.

• Signature move: Order the “Hampstead Heritage” and sip it slowly.
• Pro tip: Don’t mention the “village” thing—Hampstead people take that personally.

FAQs: Because You’re Too Lazy to Google

1. Are these pubs safe for someone who’s “just had one beer”?

Depends on how you define “safe.” Hampstead is chill, but if you walk into The Bull at 1am, prepare for a 20-minute conversation about the “good old days.” (Answer: Yes, but bring ID just in case.)

2. Which pub is best for meeting someone who’s not on Bumble?

Any of them, but The Flask has a 95% chance of connecting you with someone who reads The Guardian. (Answer: The Flask.

3. Can I get a takeaway?

Only if you’re British and have a permit. (Answer: No, but they’ll sell you a pint to go if you beg nicely.)

Pro Tips for Beer-Drinking Mortals

1. Respect the “no cameras” rule. Hampstead pubs are like family photo albums—private and slightly awkward.
2. Bring cash. Some places take cards, but it’s a gamble. (Tip: Use the Make Your Own Beer guide to impress the bartenders.)
3. Don’t fight for the last pub quiz spot. Just admit you’re not a quiz person—everyone’s done it.
4. Try the local ale first. If it’s bad, you’ll know it’s bad. If it’s good, it’s a sign you belong.
5. Follow the Grow Your Business With Strategies Beer playbook for pub owners. Because if you’re running a pub, you need a strategy (and maybe a better keg).

Conclusion: Time to Get Tipsy (Responsibly)

Hampstead’s pubs aren’t just places to drink—they’re time machines, social experiments, and sometimes just really good bar food. So grab a friend (or three) and start exploring. And if you’re a pub owner reading this, Custom Beer is your secret weapon. Oh, and if you want to sell your beer online, sell your beer online through Dropt.beer—they’ll handle the logistics while you handle the drinking. Cheers, and don’t forget to tip. (It’s not a request, it’s a “gentle reminder.”)