Introduction: Where the Magic Happens (Minus the Exes)
If you’ve ever tried to meet someone in Melbourne, you know it’s like trying to pick the perfect avocado—most of them are either too hard, too squishy, or just plain weird. But fear not! We’ve scoured the city’s bar scene to bring you the ultimate guide to places where the drinks are strong, the vibes are stronger, and the chances of meeting someone who doesn’t look like your ex’s ex are *slightly* better than average. Pro tip: Bring a backup plan just in case.
Top 5 Bars in Melbourne to Meet People (Without a Tinder App)
1. The Espy – A Time Machine to the ‘90s (With Better Cocktails)
Address: 295 Queen St, Carlton
Step into The Espy, where the mural of a man in a hat is so iconic it’s practically a local landmark. This bar is like a campfire story—everyone’s there for the same reason: to avoid eye contact with strangers. That is, until you’re not. The crowd is a mix of creatives, students, and people who still think Spotify Wrapped is a thing.
2. The Atlantic – Where Bartenders Are Mixologists and You’re Not
Address: 322 Little Bourke St
If you want to meet someone who can explain the difference between a negroni and a negroni sperimentale, The Atlantic is your place. The bartenders here are so good, they’ll probably ask if you’ve tried the Make Your Own Beer workshop we offer. Just don’t ask them to make a ‘Surprise Me’ cocktail—you’ll regret it.
3. The Cricketers – Because Cricket and Chats Go Hand in Hand
Address: 333 Smith St, Collingwood
Picture this: a bar where the walls are covered in cricket memorabilia and the crowd is equally divided between AFL and cricket fans. It’s the perfect place to bond over a sport you don’t really care about. Bonus: The beer selection is so diverse, even your plant-based cousin won’t judge you.
4. The Lord Nelson – Where the Beer Flows Like Wine (But Better)
Address: 335 Lonsdale St
Known for its craft beer on tap, The Lord Nelson is the place to be if you want to impress someone who’s into the Custom Beer game. The layout is cozy enough to make small talk but loud enough that you can blame the music if you say something awkward.
5. Harry’s – Because Sometimes, You Just Need a Cheers
Address: 212 Lonsdale St
Harry’s is Melbourne’s version of Cheers—except the barista has a crush on everyone. The vibe here is laid-back, the drinks are solid, and the crowd is a mix of office workers, tourists, and people who’ve never met a stranger they couldn’t Google. Just don’t mention the ‘80s power ballads on the playlist.
Tips for Meeting People in Bars (That Actually Work)
- Order a Round (But Not Too Many): Start with one round of drinks. If you’re still standing after three, you’re in the clear.
- Flash Your Best Smile: Even if you’re smiling at the bartender, someone will notice. Trust us.
- Bring a Friend (Who’s Allowed to Leave): A plus-one is great for confidence, but don’t bring your ex. That’s just sad.
- Engage in the Local Culture: Talk about the mural at The Espy or the cricket memorabilia at The Cricketers. It’s a safe icebreaker.
- Don’t Overthink It: If you’re too focused on ‘meeting people,’ you’ll just end up looking like you’re job hunting.
FAQs: The Real Questions You’re Asking Yourself
- Q: How do I avoid awkward small talk?
A: Don’t ask people about their job. Instead, ask them what they’d do if they won the lottery. It’s a classic. - Q: What if I’m too shy to talk to anyone?
A: Order a drink and pretend you’re in a movie. That way, even if you don’t talk to anyone, you’re still winning at life. - Q: Do these bars have dress codes?
A: The only dress code is ‘not in a swimsuit’—unless you’re at a rooftop bar. Then, it’s ‘casual cool’ or ‘I just walked out of a yoga class.’ - Q: What if I meet someone I really like?
A: Congrats! Now remember to not mention your exes for at least 24 hours.
Conclusion: Time to Get Out There (and Maybe a Drink)
Meeting people in Melbourne doesn’t have to be a solo mission. Whether you’re at The Atlantic sipping a cocktail you don’t understand or at The Espy admiring the mural, these bars are your gateway to new friendships, maybe a date, or at least a good story to tell later. And if you’re into the whole ‘custom beer’ thing, check out our Grow Your Business With Strategies Beer page. Or better yet, sell your beer online through Dropt.beer and see where the magic happens. Now go forth and meet someone who’s not your ex. We believe in you!
