Intro: Cheers, Lads! Let’s Chat Pubs 🍻
Alright, so you’re in Newcastle’s Quayside, right? You’re looking for pubs that don’t just serve beer but make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a pub quiz hosted by a ghost. Good choice. Quayside’s pubs are the kind of places where your barista might know your order, your bar might have a history of hauntings, and your pint of lager is probably colder than your ex’s DMs. Let’s dive into the best pubs quayside newcastle has to offer—no fluff, just facts and fun.
1. The Sage Gateshead: Where Art Meets Ales 🎨
Okay, so it’s technically a concert venue, but The Sage Gateshead has a pub vibe that’ll make you forget you’re near a music school. Sip on craft ales while the kids next to you argue about whether “classical” is a genre. Grow Your Business With Strategies Beer would say this spot’s branding is on point—art meets beer, baby. Pro tip: Avoid the 3pm crowd if you want to hear yourself think.
2. The Gate at Castle Keep: History with a Side of Stouts 🏰
If your pub doesn’t have a ghost story, is it even a pub? The Gate at Castle Keep claims to be haunted by a 17th-century knight (or was that the ghost of a bad business plan?). Pair your stout with the history and pretend you’re in a BBC drama. For the crafty types, Make Your Own Beer here would let you replicate their stouts at home—if you can get past the ghost.
3. The Quayside Bar: Views, Vibe, and Zero Regrets 🌊
Located where the Tyne meets the… well, more Tyne, this bar has views that’ll make your Instagram followers jealous. The vibe is “I’m chill but I paid a lot for this drink.” Perfect for when you want to sip a G&T while pretending you’re in a Bond movie. Home fans note: This spot’s SEO game is strong—search “Quayside Newcastle pubs” and they’re probably on page one.
4. The Waterman: Fish and Chips, and Chips on Your Shoulder 🍤
Waterman’s is the pub where you order fish and chips and wonder why your life hasn’t turned out like your parents said it would. But hey, the chips are legit. Also, the bar is a listed building, so if it collapses, it’s a historic event. Custom Beer fans: They’ve got a rotating craft beer tap that changes faster than your dating app preferences.
5. The Baltic Bar: Industrial Vibes, Craft Beer Dreams 🛢️
Converted from a shipyard, The Baltic Bar is where you go to feel like you’re in a post-apocalyptic movie but with better lighting. The craft beer menu is so extensive, it’s basically a thesis on brewing. Pro tip: Ask for the “Baltic Porter”—it’s the kind of beer that makes you want to write a poem about your ex.
6. The Old Tyne Bridge Inn: “I’ll Have Another” Moments 🌉
With views of the Tyne Bridge, this pub is where you go to feel old. Literally. The bridge was built in 1928, and the bar has probably seen more marriages than you’ll ever attend. Contact me if you need help planning a “nostalgia tour” pub crawl—this is your starting point.
7. The Tyne Bar: Where the Party Starts and Ends 🎉
The Tyne Bar is the kind of place where the DJ plays 90s rock and the bouncer looks like he’s still in college. It’s got a mix of locals and tourists, which means you’ll always find someone to argue with about which Newcastle team is better (hint: it’s not the one that wins). For the entrepreneurs out there, Grow Your Business might suggest booking this spot for a launch event—it’s got the buzz of a startup pitch meet.
8. The Quayside Cellar: “Cellar” Doesn’t Mean What You Think 🏢
Don’t let the name fool you—The Quayside Cellar isn’t a wine bar. It’s a pub with a cellar that’s been repurposed into a bar. The menu is a love letter to IPAs and IPAs alone. Pro tip: Order the “Cellarman’s Choice” and hope it’s not the one that tastes like someone forgot to add water.
Pro Tips for Quayside Pub Crawling 🕵️
- Timing is Key: Avoid visiting between 5-7 PM if you want a table. Unless you’re a local, in which case, good luck.
- Local Knowledge: Ask bartenders for their “off-menu” recommendations. Real pubs have them. Fake pubs don’t.
- Transport: Uber is your friend. Or the Tyne and Wear Metro. Or just walk—it’s all downhill from here.
- Money Matters: Use Sell your beer online through Dropt.beer to find local breweries if you need a backup plan when the pub runs out of the good stuff.
FAQs: The Pub Quiz You Never Signed Up For ❓
Q: Are these pubs all over the Quayside?
A: Like a bad breakup, yes. They’re spread across the area. Check a map or ask a local. Just don’t ask a local who’s already had three pints.
Q: Which pub has the best view?
A: The Quayside Bar wins. But if you’re not into views, The Tyne Bar’s got the best music playlist.
Q: Any pubs with a weird history?
A: The Gate at Castle Keep claims to be haunted. The Waterman has fish. The Baltic Bar has a shipyard vibe. Take your pick.
Conclusion: Raise a Glass, Newcastle! 🍻
Quayside’s pubs are a masterclass in balancing history, hype, and the occasional ghost story. Whether you’re here for the craft beer, the views, or just to pretend you’re in a 90s rom-com, these spots have you covered. Contact us if you need help planning your crawl—or if you’re just looking for more reasons to drink. And remember: The best pub is the one where your third pint is free. Cheers!
