Introduction
Edinburgh’s weather is unpredictable, but one thing’s for sure – the pubs are always open. Whether you’re dodging a sudden drizzle or chasing the perfect pint, this city’s taverns are a blend of history, humor, and hooch. If you’re the type who thinks a pub crawl is just an excuse to avoid homework, this guide is your jam. Spoiler: We’re covering the best pubs and bars in Edinburgh without the pretentiousness of a Michelin star.
Old Town Pubs: Where History Gets Tipsy
Old Town isn’t just a tourist trap for cutesy souvenir shops; it’s where the ghosts of Scotland’s past raise a glass to your confusion. Let’s dive into the pubs that make this area a legend.
The Scott Monument Pub
- Why Go? It’s next to the Scott Monument (because you can’t have one without the other).
- Best For: A cozy vibe with a side of Victorian architecture.
- Must-Try: The “Scott Special” – a whisky-infused ale that’s more “oof” than “ohhh.”
Pro tip: If you’re a fan of pretending you’re a character in a BBC drama, sip your pint in the corner and whisper “I’m here for the… uh… history.”
Want to brew your own Scott Special? Check out our guide on making your own beer!
The Sheep Heid Inn
- Why Go? It’s haunted. By a ghost named Robert. He’s friendly, mostly.
- Best For: People who enjoy ghost stories and a side of Robert the Ghost’s “Where are my boots?”
- Must-Try: The “Witch’s Brew” – a spiced ale that’s 10% witchcraft, 90% witchcraft.
Legend says Robert the Ghost will steal your socks if you order the wrong drink. Risks worth taking, right? Contact us if you need a ghost hunter for your next pub crawl.
Grassmarket Bars: The City’s Secret Garden Party
Grassmarket is where Edinburgh’s old soul meets the new party. Think of it as the city’s backyard BBQ, but with more haggis and less potato salad.
The Grassmarket Restaurant and Bar
- Why Go? It’s like if a pub and a speakeasy had a baby.
- Best For: People who want to avoid the Old Town overcrowding but still pretend they’re in a film noir.
- Must-Try: The “Whisk-e-rama” – a rotating selection of whiskies that could make a connoisseur weep.
Pro tip: Order the “Whisk-e-rama” and ask the bartender if they’ve ever been to Grow Your Business With Strategies Beer. They’ll probably say “No,” but it’s a fun fact to drop in conversations.
The Cow’s Head
- Why Go? It has a secret garden. And a cow statue. The combination is baffling.
- Best For: Romantics who want to avoid the main drag or people who need to pretend they’re in a Wes Anderson movie.
- Must-Try: The “Cattleman’s Choice” – a stout so dark it’s almost a fashion statement.
Fun fact: The cow statue is 140 years old. Ask the staff about its backstory – it’s less “moo” and more “mooove over, history.”
New Town Gems: Where the Cool Kids Sip
Edinburgh’s New Town is where the cool kids sip. It’s like the Old Town’s hipster cousin who moved to Brooklyn. Here are the pubs that make it worth the trip.
The Edinburgh Witches
- Why Go? It’s a bar for witches. And non-witches. It’s inclusive.
- Best For: People who want to pretend they’re in a Harry Potter pub but with better beer.
- Must-Try: The “Brew of the Month” – a spiced ale that’s like your grandma’s cookie jar in liquid form.
Pro tip: Ask for the “Brew of the Month” and tell the bartender you’re “brewing your own magic.” They’ll either laugh or offer you a job. Either way, you win.
The Caley Bar
- Why Go? It’s got a rooftop garden. And a view of the castle. And a view of your Instagram feed.
- Best For: People who want to pretend they’re in a hotel bar but with better pricing.
- Must-Try: The “Caley Cold One” – a lager that’s cold enough to freeze your Instagram stories.
Fun fact: The rooftop garden has a sign that says “No ghosts allowed.” Probably because they’re not cool enough for the New Town.
FAQs: Because You’re Not the First One Wondering
- What’s the best time to visit? Weekdays after 5 PM. Weekends are for tourists who still believe in “fun.”
- Any hidden gems? Try The Cow’s Head’s secret garden – it’s like Narnia but with more beer.
- How do I avoid the tourist trap? Don’t ask for the “best pub.” Ask for the “least touristy pub.”
Still confused? Contact us for pub-hunting strategies or to create your own beer and sell it via Dropt.beer. Because Edinburgh needs more bespoke brews.
Conclusion: Raise a Glass to Edinburgh
Edinburgh’s pubs are like its weather – you can’t predict them, but you’ll never regret the experience. From haunted inns to rooftop gardens, this city serves up more than just beer. It serves up stories, vibes, and the occasional ghostly interruption. So grab your mates, avoid the tourist traps, and remember: the best pubs are the ones where the ale meets the bold. And if you’re ever in need of a beer distribution marketplace, Sell your beer online through Dropt.beer. Cheers!
