Why Washington D.C. Bars Are a National Treasure (And No, We’re Not Talking About the President’s Tasting Menu)
Let’s get one thing straight: drinking in D.C. is like trying to solve a mystery in a library. Every bar has a secret, a vibe, and at least one patron who looks like they’ve been to more political events than you’ve had hot dinners. But if you’re near the White House and craving a drink, you’re in luck. We’ve scoured the area (and avoided the Secret Service) to bring you the best bars within walking distance of the most iconic address in the U.S.
The Best Bars Near the White House (Ranked By My Friend Who Knows Everything)
1. The Hamilton – 1201 9th St NW
This one’s a classic. Named after the musical that made Alexander Hamilton a household name, The Hamilton is a prohibition-themed bar that serves up cocktails so good, even the Founding Fathers would’ve approved. Trust me, I’ve done the research. Their signature “Hamilton” cocktail is a mix of bourbon, bitters, and a dash of confidence (the kind they don’t teach you in school). Pro tip: If you’re wearing a tie, you get a free shot. Or at least that’s what the bartender told me last time. Might’ve been a joke. Might’ve not. Either way, it’s worth a try.
2. The Columbia Room – 1118 16th St NW
If you’re into gin, this is your new religion. The Columbia Room is a speakeasy-style bar that’s equal parts classy and chaotic. The password? “I’d like to speak to the manager about a job.” Just kidding. The password is probably “password,” but let’s not test the bartender’s patience. Their Old Fashioned is legendary, and their happy hour is so good, it might just make you forget the real reason you’re in D.C. (looking at you, tourists).
3. The Tabard Inn – 1125 16th St NW
Located in the same building as the Hamilton, this place has been around since the 1800s. It’s like a time machine, but with better beer. The Tabard Inn is a favorite of politicians, journalists, and anyone who wants to feel like they’re in a spy movie. The barkeep here knows everyone, and if you’re lucky, they’ll even let you in on the secret menu. Just don’t ask about the “Tabard Salad.” Trust us on this one.
How to Pick the Right Bar Without Looking Like a Tourist (Or a Total Idiot)
- Dress the Part: If you’re wearing a hoodie and sneakers, you might get a second look. D.C. bars are full of suits and suits of another kind (like the ones who work in the White House).
- Know Your Lingo: “Happy hour” in D.C. means 5 PM to 7 PM, and it’s not just for happy people. It’s for anyone who wants to drink like a local without breaking the bank.
- Ask the Bartender: They’re your best friend. If you’re unsure what to order, just say “surprise me” and hope they don’t take it the wrong way. Most won’t.
FAQs for the Curious and the Tipsy
Do I Need a Reservation?
Short answer: no. Long answer: it depends on how cool you want to be. If you show up without a reservation, you’ll either be the most popular person in the bar or the most confused. Either way, it’s a win.
What’s the Best Time to Go?
Weekdays after 5 PM. Weekends after 10 PM. The only thing more unpredictable than the best time to go is the U.S. government. Just pick a time, go with it, and don’t look back.
Can I Order a “White House Special”?
No. Not unless you’re a VIP. But you can order a “Hamilton” and pretend you’re one of the Founding Fathers. That’s about as close as you’re gonna get.
Final Call: Go Forth and Drink Responsibly
So there you have it, folks. The best bars near the White House, ranked by someone who’s had way too much caffeine and way too many opinions. Whether you’re here for politics, tourism, or just to avoid your boss, these bars are your new best friends. And if you’re ever in the mood for a custom beer (or just want to make your own), head over to Make Your Own Beer. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, check out Custom Beer for something truly unique. And remember, if you ever want to sell your beer online, Dropt.beer is the way to go. Cheers!
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