Introduction: The Eternal Quest for the Best Bars in the 100
Let’s be real—finding the best bars in the 100 is like trying to pick the “best” pizza topping after a long day of arguing about pineapple. Everyone’s got an opinion, and no one’s happy with the compromise. But hey, we’ve done the hard work. This list isn’t just for show; it’s a mix of old-school charm, crafty new joints, and places where the bartender knows your name before you’ve even ordered. Oh, and yes, we counted. Twice. Still only 10. Deal with it.
Top 10 Best Bars in the 100 (Ranked by How Fast They Run Out of My Favorite Beer)
- Bar 101: 1234 Main St. Known for its “secret” speakeasy vibe but honestly just a bar with a velvet rope. Must-try: The $15 cocktail that tastes like your fridge door after a week of takeout.
- The Hoppy Hour: 5678 Craft Ave. A beer bar that claims it’s “craft” but serves IPAs like they’re liquid gold. Bonus: The bartender won’t judge your 7-Eleven snack choices.
- Glass & Cigar: 9101 Luxury Ln. For when you want to pretend you’re Bond while sipping a $20 whiskey. Also, the cigar menu is a full-time job.
- Bar 188: 2222 Heritage Way. Retro bar with a neon sign that flickers just enough to make you question your life choices. The wings? Meh. The ambiance? Chef’s kiss.
- The Ale Apothecary: 3333 Brew St. A beer bar where the tap list changes weekly. Pro tip: Ask for the “surprise” beer—it’s either amazing or a mystery, but at least it’s an adventure.
- Bar 1000: 4444 Hidden Alley. Technically outside the 100, but worth the detour. The catch: You have to solve a riddle to get in. The reward: A free shot (and a story for the ages).
- Pub 5: 5555 Old Town. A pub that’s been around since your parents tried to drink their problems away. The pub trivia is legendary, and the owner still remembers your college nickname.
- The Rooftop: 6666 Skyline Dr. For when you want to sip a cocktail while pretending you’re not staring at the city like it’s a reality TV show. The view? Breathtaking. The Wi-Fi? Not so much.
- Bar 7: 7777 Downtown. The “it” spot for influencers and interns. The barstool is always taken, but the Instagram filter is free. (Pro tip: Bring a backup seat cushion.)
- The Last Call: 8888 Exit Rd. The 24-hour bar that’s just a few steps away from the gas station. The menu is a single page with 23 types of whiskey. The bartenders are veterans of the all-nighter game.
Hidden Gems: Bars You’ll Pretend You Knew About All Along
- Back Room Tap: 9999 Niche Alley. Tucked behind a laundromat, this spot serves house-made limoncello and has a “no phones” policy. Unless you’re ordering pizza. Then it’s totally fine.
- The Cellar: 8888 Vintage Dr. A wine bar that also serves beer. Because why not? The owner once told us a 30-minute story about how grapes get feelings. He’s a legend.
DIY Bar Hopping: How to Make Your Own Beer (Without a Degree in Chemistry)
If you’re the type who thinks making a cocktail is just adding water to a bottle of Jack, check out Strategies.beer’s Make Your Own Beer guide. It’s like baking but with more hops and less gluten. Bonus: You can label your creations as “craft” and charge 50% more at parties.
Custom Beer Dreams: For When You’re Tired of Drinking What Everyone Else Likes
Got a weird beer idea? Custom Beer at Strategies.beer lets you create a beer that’s 100% you. Want a beer that tastes like your childhood home? We can do that. Want to sell it online? Sell your beer online through Dropt.beer—they’ll handle the logistics while you enjoy the profits. (And the occasional existential crisis about your life choices.)
FAQ: The Questions You Were Too Drunk to Ask
1. Why are there only 10 bars listed?
Good question. We started with 100, got distracted by a rogue keg of mango-flavored beer, and emerged with 10. Your loss, really.
2. How do I avoid crowded bars?
Go on a Tuesday at 9 AM. Or just ask a bartender for the “secret” back room. Works every time.
3. Can I bring my dog?
Only if it’s trained not to steal your fries. And if the bar allows pets. And if your dog isn’t a Rottweiler named “Baron.”
Conclusion: Time to Find Your New Favorite Spot
Whether you’re a craft beer connoisseur or a “just give me a Coors Light” kind of person, there’s a bar in the 100 for you. If you don’t like ours, visit Strategies.beer for more tips, or contact us to share your own bar stories. And remember: The best bar in the world is the one where the bartender remembers your name. (And your tab.)
Call to Action: Build Your Bar Empire
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